{"product_id":"women-s-apron","title":"The “I Actually Cook” Waterproof Canvas Apron","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e(For women who don’t fear fire, flour, or a little chaos.)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis isn’t a dainty little “I baked once” apron.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is a waterproof, heavy-duty, take-no-prisoners apron for women who cook over open flames, spill things aggressively, and refuse to change outfits three times a day.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe Details (Because Yes, They Matter)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e78cm x 60cm of full frontal protection\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e3 real-life pockets (not decorative. We don’t do useless.)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdjustable straps – one size fits all\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWaterproof, heavy-duty canvas\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePU leather accents because we like our practical with a side of pretty\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eBuilt For:\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOutdoor kitchens\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSourdough experiments\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTomato sauce incidents\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGrill smoke\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“I’ll just wipe my hands on my apron” moments\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe waterproof canvas shrugs off splashes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe heavy-duty build handles real work.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe adjustable straps mean it fits actual humans.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNo pulling. No awkward gaping. No “why is this strangling me?”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePockets. Yes, Three.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOne for your phone.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOne for your tasting spoon.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOne for whatever tool you swear you just had two seconds ago.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDeep. Practical. Not fake.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLooks Good. Works Hard.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe PU leather accents add just enough “I have my life together” energy — even if you’re currently covered in flour and yelling at a Dutch oven.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt’s rugged without being bulky.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStructured without feeling stiff.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStrong without looking like you borrowed it from your uncle’s workshop.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause you don’t need a cute apron.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou need one that survives you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFern + Feral made this for women who:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCook with intention\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSpill with confidence\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd don’t apologize for either\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePut it on. Tie it tight. Get messy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fern \u0026 Feral","offers":[{"title":"Timber","offer_id":50028396118209,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Iron","offer_id":50028396150977,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0840\/3442\/0929\/files\/F7F6D6E4-0614-48E9-BDAC-B25B314D207D.png?v=1772502335","url":"https:\/\/fernferal.com\/products\/women-s-apron","provider":"Fern \u0026 Feral","version":"1.0","type":"link"}