{"title":"Fern \u0026 Feral Merch | Built for People Who Do Things Themselves","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"2253\" data-end=\"2270\"\u003eWear the mindset.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2272\" data-end=\"2396\"\u003eThis is \u003cstrong data-start=\"2280\" data-end=\"2301\"\u003eFern \u0026amp; Feral gear\u003c\/strong\u003e for people who prefer doing over talking, building over buying, and learning over outsourcing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2398\" data-end=\"2407\"\u003eIncludes:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"2408\" data-end=\"2451\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"b276nn\" data-start=\"2408\" data-end=\"2419\"\u003eApparel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"yu4pq5\" data-start=\"2420\" data-end=\"2433\"\u003eShop gear\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"c0jh9e\" data-start=\"2434\" data-end=\"2451\"\u003eBranded goods\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2453\" data-end=\"2508\"\u003eNo hype. No trends. 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Not restrictive.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe Details:\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e1 foot tall\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e6.5” across the bottom \/ 11” across the top\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e5 functional pockets\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWaterproof waxed canvas\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdjustable nylon strap – one size fits all\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUnisex\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGreen\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt’s sturdy enough for real tools and forgiving enough to move with you while you kneel, dig, plant, and mutter at weeds.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhy It’s Better Than a Tool Belt\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNo bulk.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNo awkward shifting.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNo feeling like you’re headed into battle.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eJust grab your pruners, gloves, trowel, twine — and go.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBonus: The waxed canvas is waterproof and tough enough to wipe your hands on. Because we all do it anyway.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePractical. Durable. Slightly feral.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFern + Feral.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fern \u0026 Feral","offers":[{"title":"Moss","offer_id":50028396642497,"sku":null,"price":46.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0840\/3442\/0929\/files\/C47545CC-DCBF-4687-AD34-9EC948B6E213.png?v=1772502204"},{"product_id":"women-s-apron","title":"The “I Actually Cook” Waterproof Canvas Apron","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e(For women who don’t fear fire, flour, or a little chaos.)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis isn’t a dainty little “I baked once” apron.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is a waterproof, heavy-duty, take-no-prisoners apron for women who cook over open flames, spill things aggressively, and refuse to change outfits three times a day.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe Details (Because Yes, They Matter)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e78cm x 60cm of full frontal protection\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e3 real-life pockets (not decorative. 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No awkward gaping. No “why is this strangling me?”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePockets. Yes, Three.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOne for your phone.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOne for your tasting spoon.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOne for whatever tool you swear you just had two seconds ago.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDeep. Practical. Not fake.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLooks Good. Works Hard.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe PU leather accents add just enough “I have my life together” energy — even if you’re currently covered in flour and yelling at a Dutch oven.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt’s rugged without being bulky.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStructured without feeling stiff.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStrong without looking like you borrowed it from your uncle’s workshop.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause you don’t need a cute apron.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou need one that survives you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFern + Feral made this for women who:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCook with intention\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSpill with confidence\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd don’t apologize for either\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePut it on. Tie it tight. Get messy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fern \u0026 Feral","offers":[{"title":"Timber","offer_id":50028396118209,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Iron","offer_id":50028396150977,"sku":null,"price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0840\/3442\/0929\/files\/F7F6D6E4-0614-48E9-BDAC-B25B314D207D.png?v=1772502335"},{"product_id":"men-s-apron","title":"Heavy-Duty Waxed Canvas Work Apron (For Men Who Actually Do Things)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is not a decorative apron.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis is a “I build it, grill it, fix it, and probably don’t read instructions” apron.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade from rugged waxed canvas that gets better with age (unlike most of us), this apron is built for cooking, woodworking, grilling, welding, yard chaos, and whatever project you swore would only take 20 minutes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe Specs (Because This One Earned Them)\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e34” x 26” coverage\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e6 real pockets\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eTool loops for hanging whatever you can’t afford to lose\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eAdjustable straps – one size fits most\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eCross-back strap design for actual comfort and back support\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNo neck strain.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNo flimsy ties.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNo “why does this feel like a costume?”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe cross-back straps distribute weight like they’re supposed to. 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Logos. Business branding. Gifts for the guy who already has everything except something this cool.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThere are too many options to list without turning this into a hardware catalog — so just message me and we’ll make it happen.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFern + Feral doesn’t do fragile.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTie it on. Build something. Burn something. 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